Item Number: SCP-CMU-920
Object Class: Euclid
Description: SCP-CMU-920
is a humanoid machine. The humanoid machine exhibit no anomalous properties than a ordinary 16-year-old homo sapient except it always has a black modern computer attached to the main part of SCP-CMU-920
. The attachment is not separable from the main part of SCP-CMU-920
. If forced to do so, SCP-CMU-920
might emits loud sound at certain frequency and might cause physical damage to the wall of the containment. SCP-CMU-920
can exhibit other properties under special conditions, such as transforming any object into a cute version of the original.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CMU-920
is currently under special monitoring to perform a series of experiments. It is contained in Stever Dorm due the existence of virus SCP-730
that might cause containment failure of SCP-CMU-920
. SCP-CMU-920
is regularly supplied with trash food from UG as well as unfinishable homework to suppress machine's abnormal and unregulated functionality.
Experiment Number:
SCP-CMU-920-000
Experimenter: Undocumented Experiment Time:20-03-03 20:39 Experiment Process: Experimenters try to detach the black modern computer from the main part ofSCP-CMU-920
< beginning of the log >
Doctor Chen: "Hey, how are you doing?"
SCP-CMU-920: "I am busy. My midterm is tomorrow and I still need to fix this fucking memory leak."
Doctor Chen: "Okay. Can you give me your computer?"
SCP-CMU-920: "What? Don't bother me."
Doctor Chen: "Give me the computer! I order you! It's a part of the experiments."
SCP-CMU-920: "N O. W A Y!"
Doctor Chen: (robbed the black modern computer from SCP-CMU-920)
SCP-CMU-920: (pushed Doctor Chen against the door and punched a hole on the wooden door)
Doctor Chen: "Okay, okay. I will let go."
SCP-CMU-920: "Don't ever try to break into my room without my permission."
< end of the log >
Result: Detaching any parts from
SCP-CMU-920
will cause it to generate vibration at certain frequency and potentially cause physical damage to the walls of the containment. The experiment was repeated 6 times after the first experiment. These phenomenons are prevalence especially whenSCP-CMU-920
is given large dose of homework.
Experiment Number:
SCP-CMU-920-008
Experimenter: Undocumented Experiment Time:20-03-23 10:07 Experiment Process: Experimenters tries to testSCP-CMU-920
to validate its basic functionality.
< beginning of the log >
Doctor Cervesato: "Find all $x \in \mathbb{Z}$ satisfying the congruence equation $987x \equiv 412 (\text{mod} 1597)$."
SCP-CMU-920: "Fine"
< 20 minutes later>
SCP-CMU-920: "$[591]_1597$"
< end of the log >
Result:
SCP-CMU-920
exhibit basic property as a modern computer.
Experiment Number:
SCP-CMU-920-009
Experimenter: Undocumented Experiment Time:20-03-23 10:30 Experiment Process: Experimenters tries to compute the 1000th prime number onSCP-CMU-920
to test it's computational power for potential replacement of modern supercomputer withSCP-CMU-920
< beginning of the log >
Doctor Cervesato: "Compute the 1000th prime number."
SCP-CMU-920: "Nope. I am having too much homework to do."
< end of the log >
Result:
SCP-CMU-920
cannot function properly when given large dose of homework.
Experiment Number:
SCP-CMU-920-013
Experimenter: Undocumented Experiment Time:20-03-21 17:58 Experiment Process: Experimenters put a tiger in front of SCP-CMU-920.
< beginning of the log >
Doctor Cervesato: "SCP-CMU-920"
(No Response)
Doctor Cervesato: "Oh, turn on the power please."
SCP-CMU-920: "Hey! Don't touch my computer!"
Doctor Cervesato: "Okay, now it should turn on."
SCP-CMU-920: "bing, boi, bong beng..."
< "Welcome" was displayed on SCP-CMU-920 >
Doctor Cervesato: "Hey, do you know the password?"
SCP-CMU-920: "Why should I tell you the password of my computer. I at least know the basics of C@CM!"
Doctor Chen: "Emmm, it's written on his... her.. its... their... whatever, you know: the face... Found it?"
Doctor Cervesato: "Yah, I'm looking at it."
Doctor Cervesato: "Found it. Why is it 12345678? Who the heck came up with this password?"
Doctor Chen: "Not me."
SCP-CMU-920: "I mean... there are 128 ASCII characters and therefore can have 128^8 different passwords. It might take a person's lifetime to crack the..."
Doctor Chen: "Here is your leopard. Good luck! We will come back in one week. Oh, you should email Doctor Cervesato to reduce the dose of homework so that the machine can work properly."
Doctor Cervesato: "Got it."
< end of the log >
Result: After a week,
SCP-CMU-920
turned a leopard into a cute big striped orange cat (SCP-CMU-920-1
, aliasSCP-247
) lying on the body ofSCP-CMU-920
.SCP-CMU-920
displayed no abnormality. But the inspector discovered a bottle of brown liquid with foreign language (reads 急支糖浆) on it.SCP-CMU-920-1
was then put under close observation for 14 days. However, during the observation,SCP-CMU-920-1
killed one of the labmate in the SCP site. (See IncidentSCP-CMU-920-101
)
Incident Number:
SCP-CMU-920-101
Incident Time:20-03-22 18:03 Reporter: Experimenter #38649 Report:SCP-CMU-920-1
is so cute that I can't resist touching it and hugging it. My labmate Experimenter #38648 wanted to hug it first. He opened the cage,SCP-CMU-920-1
sat on Experimenter #38648's leg and Experimenter #38649 started to pet SCP-CMU-920-1. Suddenly,SCP-CMU-920-1
jumped up and bit off Experimenter #38648's head.
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